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Cremate by Anonymous December 11, 2003
Words you can keep
1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition

2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general
While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.
cremate by cmg0907 June 18, 2011
A guy who farts under his covers then suffocates himself in the thick concoction of manmade gas gathered underneath the covers. He claims it gives him a whopper buzz and gets him "Bobbied to bits mate"
Oh sam is such a cremate I saw him sniffing his fingers after fingering his arse at the skatepark
Cremate by Gravybaby666 March 3, 2021
Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times.
cremate by dadaevan June 10, 2007

Cremate your future kids

Self-cremate 

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation
"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."
Self-cremate by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)
I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.
Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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