comate 

noun: a mate or companion.
A vastly superior alternative for boyfriend/girlfriend/partner and all such terms for a significant other. Originated around 1580, but it's about time we brought it back.

Hey everyone, this is Konrad, my comate.

comate by sylvanarama January 26, 2016

comate

Pronunciation: /koʊ'meɪt/
Definition:
1. To consume nourishment.
2. To partake in meals regularly.
3. To absorb nutrients by feeding.
4. To engage in acts of culinary enjoyment.

Significance:
• It defines the act of taking in food (comid).
• It emphasizes the routine aspect of meal-taking.
• It identifies nutrition-based behaviors.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies discussion of dietary habits.
• It improves clarity in conversations about eating.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "eat".
Past verb: comated
Present simple verb: comate, comates
Present continuous verb: comating

Examples:
• "He (illo) always comates breakfast promptly."
• "She (illa) enjoys comating healthy snacks between meals."
• "They (illes) never omit comating dinner jointly."
• "The children study perpetually to comate nutritious foods (comids)."
• "People globally comate varied cuisines daily."

comate by Dmitrio November 1, 2025

comate

Pronunciation: /koʊ'meɪt/
Definition:
1. To consume nourishment.
2. To partake in meals regularly.
3. To absorb nutrients by feeding.
4. To engage in acts of culinary enjoyment.

Significance:
• It defines the act of taking in food (comid).
• It emphasizes the routine aspect of meal-taking.
• It identifies nutrition-based behaviors.
• It avoids irregular verbs.
• It simplifies discussion of dietary habits.
• It improves clarity in conversations about eating.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "eat".
Past verb: comated
Present simple verb: comate, comates
Present continuous verb: comating

Examples:
• "He (ello) always comates breakfast promptly."
• "She (ella) enjoys comating healthy snacks between meals."
• "They (elles) never omit comating dinner jointly."
• "The children study perpetually to comate nutritious foods (comids)."
• "People globally comate varied cuisines daily."

comate by Dmitrio November 1, 2025

CompTech 

Compensation technology (abbreviated comptech or CompTech) is the technology and innovation that aims to advance traditional human resources tools and methods in the planning, communicating and benchmarking of employee compensation. Without going blind looking at spreadsheets for weeks at a time.

It is an emerging industry that uses real time data to reduce manual effort, human error and salary inequities in organizations. Compensation technology companies consist of both startups and established tech organizations aiming to make salary, benefits, valuation, cap tables, stock options and other complicated elements of total rewards more accessible to human resources teams and the general public. Because who actually knows what equity even means?

Janet in human resources just pulled six consecutive all nighters using spreadsheets to calculate raises for our 1,200 employees. Somebody get that woman a massage and a comptech platform!

Um, this Silicon Valley software engineer candidate claims his salary requirements are $1,387,200 a year. Can we verify that number with some kind of comptech market data?

I've worked at this tech startup for three years now, and I still have no idea what the heck equity means. I thought a vesting cliff was the outfit Midtown finance bros wore over their Oxford shirts. What's a brother gotta do to get a comptech subscription around this joint?

CompTech by rip_spreadsheets February 11, 2022

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

Bowl Coater 

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.

"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".

Bowl Coater by MattKV July 1, 2008

Comatoasted 

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.

he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.

Comatoasted by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011