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croppable 

A mother who is intensely hot, causing an immediate physical reaction and desire to be with her or race home and, um, remember her. Said mom is so attractive that, if she was in a photo with all of her children, a man would be compelled to crop the image to focus on just her, which would be especially useful in his private time.
Wow, look at that mom over there with all those kids. Don't know how she does it, but damn... she's croppable!
croppable by missyumyum December 18, 2009
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chockablock 

Full or overcrowded. Also abbreviated to chockers
The train was chock-a-block on the way to work this morning
chockablock by Fifi-lamour August 9, 2005

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Crockblock 

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
Crockblock by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

Cockabler 

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.
"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."
Cockabler by Matty VB January 23, 2009