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croppable
A mother who is intensely hot, causing an immediate physical reaction and desire to be with her or race home and, um, remember her. Said mom is so attractive that, if she was in a photo with all of her children, a man would be compelled to crop the image to focus on just her, which would be especially useful in his private time.
Wow, look at that mom over there with all those kids. Don't know how she does it, but damn... she's croppable!
croppable by missyumyum December 18, 2009
Related Words
crockable • cockable • clockable • Cockabler • crackable • clickable • chockablock • chuckable • Cockalley • crackalekker
chockablock
chockablock by Fifi-lamour August 9, 2005
cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009
Crockblock
(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.
She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
Crockblock by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
Cockalley
Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"
or
"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"
or
"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
or
"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"
or
"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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