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Cockatier 

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009
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cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

Cockalorum 

Bragging Talk, Crowing, A Self-Important little man
J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"
Cockalorum by SAPOL July 29, 2008

Cockable 

When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.
Thanks for the food, your cockable man!
Cockable by sturvc March 15, 2021
Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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