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Cockabler 

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.
"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."
Cockabler by Matty VB January 23, 2009
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Cockatier 

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009
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cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

Cockalorum 

Bragging Talk, Crowing, A Self-Important little man
J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"
Cockalorum by SAPOL July 29, 2008

Cockable 

When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.
Thanks for the food, your cockable man!
Cockable by sturvc March 15, 2021
Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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