crocis

(pronounced crokis)crocis is a way to call your beloved and most stylish crocs, or a simple croc, i don’t really care.

you (lol): mom, where are my crocis

mom: they’re in your bathroom
you: why
mom: ion know
you: k

by dru man August 6, 2020

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

Crocspin

The crocspin is the act of spinning around while you are having sex with your partner of choice this makes it more fun for the both of you

"Last night I tried the crocspin and we had so much fun"

by Deonahowablo February 20, 2017

croissant

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

Crotisseried

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time

I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried

by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019

titty croissants

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017