Croccs 

Holy shoes worn in the pools of heaven, made by a glorious shoe company that went bankrupt. They are considered a delicacy, but explode with enough pressure. Also are made with and by croccs

Man when I went Croccing I copped some ancient Croccs

Croccs by I thrown overboard with the t February 21, 2019

Crocspin 

The crocspin is the act of spinning around while you are having sex with your partner of choice this makes it more fun for the both of you

"Last night I tried the crocspin and we had so much fun"

Crocspin by Deonahowablo February 20, 2017

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

Lightning McQueen Crocs by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

Crocostimpy

A terrible, fearsome creature that inhabits the Galapagos Islands. Discovered by nature show hosts Ren and Stimpy, the creature is known for its large blue nose, small brain, and its distinctive call of "Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy".

In June of '93, I had my left nostril bitten off by a Crocostimpy.

Crocostimpy by P-faff August 14, 2006

crocs 

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.

crocs by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006

crocs 

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

crocs by darktea October 24, 2012

multi-croccing 

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

multi-croccing by salamasana May 15, 2007