crocaholic

Someone who loves crocs

You are a crocaholic

by Crocaholic May 6, 2016

Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cockaholic

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

by corauratum February 16, 2013

chocoholic

person who loves/is addicted to chocolate

I ate an entire box of chocolates and my sister
says I must be a chocaholic!

by VAKI5 July 7, 2005

cricuholic

One who owns 4 or more cricut machines and actually can use them at the same time.

I believe I may be a cricuholic because I eat, sleep and ... with my cricut machines. I even secretly have names for my little baby machines.

by t-dub71 December 27, 2010

Chocoholic

A chocoholic is a person who craves or compulsively consumes chocolate. There is some medical evidence to support the existence of actual addiction to chocolate.

Johanna from Sweden is eating chocolate for breakfast. That's nasty!! She's such a chocoholic!!

by Bioboy89 November 17, 2016

chocoholicday

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

by spudart August 16, 2010