crlds 

how very dumb people say the clouds can be any shape or size and still be crlds

Look at the clouds
you mean crlds

crlds by Thebiggestmunch87 January 16, 2023

coldsleeve 

An alcoholic beverage or a person who is extremely hardcore, successful even though they stay fucked up.

Ricky went to party and decided to home early and to get some rest. His friend Bobby gave him the ultimate insult and said … “ you ain’t no Coldsleeve “.

Babe Ruth & Mickey Mantle were Coldsleeves. Went out the night before got drunk, got laid played baseball the next day hungover and still made the Hall of Fame.

coldsleeve by anonymous September 1, 2021

coldsoftie 

Coldsoftie cold as in unloveing heartless emotionless softie as in cry baby and caring

She so coldsoftie

coldsoftie by Coldsoftie January 7, 2019

coldstoning 

the act of mixing random products with ice cream to create something resembling cold stone creations

We're coldstoning ice cream, brownies, and sprinkles

coldstoning by fatass13579 October 23, 2012

Coldstone 

Literally the easiest, yet most annoying job on the fucking planet Earth.

Unless you're funny as shit, my enthusiasm fails to see the light of day.

To the customers who complain: let me tell you this, and please think about. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ICE CREAM. I'm not building you a house, selling you a car, or cooking you an expensive diner. I'm making you ice cream. You ordered it, so don't come screaming to me yelling "I'm gonna call the cops, this is robery. Your prices are too high!" Oh, I'm sorry lady, I forgot that you can't read our prices.

To the customers who lack common sense: You're not much better than the customers who compalin. For real, you have eyes for a reason. Don't ask me what sizes we have when they're right in front of you. Don't ask me what our prices are, when they're right in front of you. And most certainly don't ask me where the napkins are, when (you guessed it) they're right in front of you. Don't ask me if we serve ice cream. If you ask something as dumb as that, don't expect a very educated answer from me. Yes, the ice cream names are dumb as shit, but my five year old cousin can pronounce them better than you can.

Anyway, besides the dumbass customers, working at Coldstone is pretty baller. Take as much ice cream as you want when you work, and have deep meaningful conversations about life, with your fellow co-workers. Blast music when no one comes in, and plot your next awesome way to playfully mess with customers.

Dumbass question
Customer-"Do you guys have ice cream?"
Me-"No, we sell cars here."

Customer (walks into Coldstone)-"are you guys open?"
Me-"No, the door's open and all the lights are on for no reason."

Coldstone by OhDonPiano August 25, 2012

Coldstop121 

A phrase used to describe people who are weird, love pictures/gifs, random, and horny. People who are "Coldstop121's" are usually odd and weird. It is pretty similar to Wizard Magician.

Guy 1: "Man, that guy is such a Coldstop121!"
Guy 2: "True! He is so random!!"

Coldstop121 by versusX May 5, 2021

Wifi-coldspot 

It's basically the opposite of a wifi hotspot, but it's not like your living without wifi or your in Amish country. Once you try to load a video or anything somewhat important it buffers than works than buffers than works and on and on and Starbucks is too far away.

"Dang this is a Wifi-coldspot!!"

Wifi-coldspot by Panic! At the references! October 26, 2016