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coldslaw 

See 'Coldsore' and 'coleslaw'and 'herpes'. Slang for a juicy coldsore which looks like the unfortunate wearer has left some coleslaw on their lip.
1: "Excuse me, you have some coleslaw on your lip"
2: "oh no, that's just Dave, my coldsore"
1: "or coldslaw"
Both: "ha, ha, ha"
coldslaw by Sam666 December 29, 2006
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Devil's Coleslaw 

After sex when you take the gooch "juice" and semen then smear it on your partner's upper lip.
Dude I did a devil's coleslaw to this girl last night!!!
Devil's Coleslaw by jastyra July 13, 2019

coleslawg 

the dog coleslawg was not happy when he was giver his burger
"hey have you seen what coleslawg did" no i didnt

Coleslaw 

A side dish or accompaniment to a main dish that is often available in fast food restaurants and other non formal food eateries. It consists of various thinly sliced vegetables such as cabbage and carrot, covered in a mayonnaise. This is where the problem lies with the mayonnaise making it the perfect hiding place for an angry waiters semen.
My coleslaw tastes salty, I reckon he jaffed in it.
Coleslaw by Jaudit July 16, 2009

drag one's dick through the coleslaw 

to joke, jest, pull one's leg
"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

Coleslaw Bitch 

I can’t believe Liam ate all of my coleslaw, what a coleslaw bitch!
Coleslaw Bitch by Coleslaw Sanders January 7, 2022

Coleslaw muncher 

Guy 1: shut the fuck up coleslaw muncher
Coleslaw muncher by Joeballs2.0 December 15, 2022
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