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critton

He is a very nice guy and you will be sad if you leave him. He is very energetic. He loves the outdoors. He has has a small duck. He loves spending time with friends and family. Has a strange addiction with tall long haired blondes.
He sneezes very patheticly. Doesn’t like movies. He is a very trustworthy person and tries to be the best he can in everything he does.
Critton come over here
by Rhdbdh June 20, 2019
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Crilton

a horrifying insect demon that is found on videos in youtube, not many people know the exact name of the species but it is characterized but its scaley face and dark body.
I saw a video in which an insect demon appeared, it was most likely a crilton
by Fifimon May 11, 2018
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Clitton

n. clit-ten

Hillary Clinton, as refering to the female (clit(oris)) Clinton
John: Who are you voting for?
Dave: Clitton!
by Kax0r February 6, 2008
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Clittoner

When a clitoris has a boner.
Damn I have a clittoner for that fine as hell man.
by Clittoners4Life April 13, 2017
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clitton

A man given to sexual weakness, such as the seducing of women far younger and less established than himself, as Did President Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky. wack daddy
Doe, you nuttin butta wack daddy clitton.
by Rick Wilson September 13, 2003
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Crinton

For a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. "You are a crinton" can be used instead of saying "Why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know"
"He/She pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this button instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same button"

"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."

"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."
by TemRa September 25, 2009
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Bill Clitton

The infamous American former commander-in-chief with such rip-roaring “raging whoremoans” that he possessed an insatiable craving for women’s “equatorial regions”.
Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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