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Clittoner 

When a clitoris has a boner.
Damn I have a clittoner for that fine as hell man.
Clittoner by Clittoners4Life April 13, 2017
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Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.
It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....
Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Clintoned 

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.
Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.
Clintoned by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 19, 2021

Clitter Quitter 

When a guy is all up on your clit &then all of a SUDDEN hopps off.
Skittles: "Oh so this nigga is a clitter quitter."

Juiicy: "Why is he a clitter quitter?"

Skittles: "He was on my clit, texting me errdayy for the past couple of months, then all of a sudden he stopped and now he acts like he dont even know me."

Juiicy: "damm it, straight up quittin' the clit. I got a clitter quitter too... girl let me tell youu... so me and a guy met at this party &then he was all up on my clit beggin' me for my digits. So i gave em to him &we started talkin' talkin', but i wasnt taking him seriously cause i was talkin' to other guys. He would text me night and day. Until the nigga got a girlfriend and i was SHOCKED.. so now i miss his obsessiv'ness."
Clitter Quitter by Juiicyfbabiee September 4, 2010

Clintoned 

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.
Clintoned by Matish May 5, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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