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The name Chilton comes from the latin word "AzureChilly" which translates to "fat cunt." Chilton's are rare breeds of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as children. Chilton's often spend 98 to 99% of their days on the popular gaymer app Discord. They also often have the first name Mike and enjoy watching younger children from inside of blue couches. These plump Mike Chiltons also do not have sex, they lie about getting blowjobs by their hot indian ex Chinnu.
~Bro is that a Chilton?

-Yeah man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.

-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children man, it's their kink.
-That's mad creepy, he really is a Chilton.
Chilton by azure. May 14, 2020
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Alex Chilton

A highly unknown pop music genius who recorded a single ("The Letter") with the Box Tops and made three great albums with a band called Big Star before slipping even further into obscurity. During the 80s' and 90s' he created some ultimately so-so albums. He died on March 17, 2010 from heart problems.
Guy 1: Have you ever heard Alex Chilton?

Guy 2: Dude, who the hell's Alex Chilton?
Alex Chilton by superflya December 20, 2010

Chloe Chilton 

Is that Chloe Chilton she cuteeee
Chloe Chilton by Vyrvix November 2, 2020
For a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. "You are a crinton" can be used instead of saying "Why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know"
"He/She pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this button instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same button"

"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."

"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."
Crinton by TemRa September 25, 2009

Parish Chilton 

An upper white trash version of Paris Hilton. A white trash female or transvestite who aspires to be like Ms. Hilton and who consciously adopts fashions, speech and mannerisms made famous by the spoiled scioness of the Hotel magnate.

A conjunction of the two terms Parish and Chilton, each with mainstream references, e.g., "Parish" is the Louisiana equivalent to "County" and "Chilton" is a reference to the Auto Parts Reference Manual. The urbandictionary.com definitions of these terms are considerably seedier and decidedly connote that which is thoroughgoingly low class.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like the Jim Beam bottle. Oh and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word, Bobby. . . go girl!"
Parish Chilton by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
a small city of about 3000-4000 people, in Wisconsin. They have a beautiful School and are in Calumet county.

There is also a town in Texas called chilton.
My Boyfriend just moved from Milwaukee to Chilton.
Chilton by Emo Cat August 22, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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