critchett
critchett by Anonymous_VP2 July 24, 2022
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Crotcheted
Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
Related Words
critchett • critchets • Critchety • crotchetta • Crotchet • crotchety • Cratchet • Pritchett • Chicchetti • chitchatter
crotchet
(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
crotchety
An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
chotchette
A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.
Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.
chotchette by the categorologist January 15, 2008
crickette
crickette by Crick.ette December 4, 2017
Critchellites
A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.
They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.
Critchellites by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026