crotchetta
a doll often found will snippings of the hair missing. a naked barbie with short wirey hair, and has spanish words written on the forhead.
crotchetta by tootsiRoll123 October 26, 2009
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Crotcheral vicinity
Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022
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Crotcheted
Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
crotchstache
GF 1: "How was your date last night?"
GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"
GF!: EWWWWWWWAH
GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"
GF!: EWWWWWWWAH
crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011
Crotchtastic
David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010
crotchet
(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
crotchety
An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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