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Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.
GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH
crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

Crotchtastic 

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.
David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

crotchety 

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005