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critchets 

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.
Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!
critchets by Dana ccc September 5, 2007
Words you can keep

they gave me crickets 

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".
Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

Peach Crickets 

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women
Peach Crickets by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.
"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "
*crickets* by WmB December 22, 2013

vegas crickets 

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
strip crickets, strip confetti
Those vegas crickets are always getting in the way
vegas crickets by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

SoaR Crickets 

youtube.com/crickxts
He hits his F key so fast I wonder what his fingers do to a women's vagina
SoaR Crickets has the ability to make a girl orgasm in 2 seconds with his fast as fuck boyy fingers
SoaR Crickets by yuhererera November 9, 2019
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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