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chotchette 

A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.
Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.
chotchette by the categorologist January 15, 2008
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Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Chochete 

Spanish for "little cunt", almost the same as chochito but more aggresive.
- I'm hungry for chochetes!

- Man, I wanna eat that chochete asap
Chochete by Derkleinemeister November 23, 2011

Chachette 

The female version of a chach. Chachettes generally go for chaches and will do almost anything to impress them. Chachettes usually prowl college parties looking for the pong stars and shotgunners as they are usually the chachiest guys at the party.
Bro 1: "Dude did you meet that girl Shane at the party last night?"
Bro 2: "Yea man, she was such a Chachette"
Chachette by Chach Star March 8, 2011

chitchatter 

Used in McLyte's song Paperthin. Meaning information not taken seriously. No weight will be given to what that person is saying, it's just chit chatter.
When you say you love me , it doesn't matter, it goes into my head as just chitchatter.
chitchatter by Plug1 June 9, 2016

Chachette 

The female version of a chach. Chachettes can typically be found playing tennis, sunbathing at resorts, or doing whatever else they can to attract their male counterparts; chachs.
Bro 1: "Hey man did you see that girl Shane at the party last night?"
Bro 2: "Yea mane, she was kind of cute, but way too much of a chachette for me."
Bro 1: "I hear you, let's leave her for the chaches to deal with."
Chachette by Chach till i drop March 23, 2011

Chotcherton 

The finest of all chotches. See "Chotch."
Ex-marine boxer Joe "G Unit" Johnson
Chotcherton by Sociologist McWeck November 23, 2004