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The New Adventures of Old Christine 

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.

Cristine 

Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.
Cristine went through a lot but she doesn't even show it! Look at her smile.
Cristine by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021

Christine locks 

A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"
My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.
Christine locks by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011

Christine 

Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.
If Christine was my friend I can share anything with her.

Cristiana 

A beautiful girl who is loving caring and funny. When she likes a boy she will protect him even if they breakup. She easily forgives people and gives the so many chances. She looks at the bright side of things. She’s is very smart. She get hurt easily and once she’s mad she’s mad and don’t want to mess with her. If you make her friends mad she will try to be nice. She’s very funny and has a weird sense of humor. She will try to make you feel better with her sense of humor. If you are the guy that likes Cristiana don’t mess up anything, no one and nothing compares to Cristiana.
Kimberly: have you meet Cristiana she’s really nice

Nina: I’ve heard maybe we should go talk to her.
Cristiana by Chloeiscool June 4, 2018

Christine 

A beautiful woman with long locks and sparkling eyes. Normally has a boyfriend and admirers. Kind and smart. Usually seems depressed or sad. Normal my when people Complement her she usually denies the complement or ignore it
Friend "your so pretty"
Christine"no I'm not"
Friend"your so nice"
Christine ...
Christine by BoiFwend January 21, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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