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Criscione 

The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.
Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!
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A beautiful girl that is talented and has a lot planned ahead of her. Gives no type of fuck for her hatters and just wishes them the best.everyone loves her because of her goofy personality. gotta fat ass that pulls all the niggas but also because she’s bad and wild valid!!!shes the kindest most precious person you’ll ever meet.
If you see criscine say “wassup”don’t be scared.
Criscine by Criscine January 2, 2018

criscione 

a goofy teenage male that works at a icecream place such as Baskin Robbins.
"yea, i wanted vanilla, but that damn criscione fucked it up and gave me chocolate."
criscione by Tim K May 14, 2006

Criscione 

A really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. He also made some retarded comment about there being a "season" for girl scout cookies...idiot.
Shut up Criscione! There is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!
Criscione by The Human Ape April 6, 2005
A fugly girl who is fake loved by everyone else. Nobody really likes her. She has crooked teeth and a fat ass. Loves to fuck boys and is a peurto rican or Dominican girl.
-"Wow.. did you see Criscine?"
"For real, she looks even worse"
criscine by The Urban Specialist December 24, 2016
1)An I cream like treat in the North Pole. Often a salt & pepper cannoli

2). A filthy Italian sex trick

3).
I couldn’t tell if her face was covered in cannoli or if Jacob gave her the Criscioni
Criscioni by Scavonie January 8, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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