crimmis

Intentional misspelling of the word Christmas.

Person 1: "Hey dude, what do you want for crimmis?"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, the holiday where the big fat man falls in the chimney!"

by powwu November 28, 2022

crimis

The short and lazy way of saying Chirstmas.

If you're tired and someone asks you what happens on 12/25 you would say "uhh, crimis"

by SG-014 December 26, 2018

crimminy

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.

"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

Sticky Crimmins

It's what happens when a guy goes down on a girl and inadvertantly ingests the ejaculate of another man.

That guy thought she was just turned on, but it was really some Sticky Crimmins.

I sure got away with a Sticky Crimmins on Kate.

by Nolan Murphy January 13, 2005

crimming

A literal abbreviation of 'cat rimming'.

To rim a cat.

"Dude, that isn't a cold sore. Jason's been crimming Felix and his moustache is full of dangleberries."

by Lieut. Tyrone Slothrop February 8, 2008

crimmus

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimmit

noun: A lady's front bottom, private parts, a female's general genital area.

"Is there a beautician near here? I must get my crimmit waxed. It looks like Hagrid today."

"I tell you what, he is gorgeous. My crimmit is throbbing like a frog's gullet."

by ChapsTick September 28, 2012