crimmus

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimmus

Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus

Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus

by Dr. Badwrench January 2, 2008

Crimbus

The holiday in which Winter Man will come and leave you gifts, such as a Cinco Pasta Bear, under your Crimbus Bush if you do the following:

1) Keep your Crimbus Bush trim and wet

2) Eat your fair share of hair

What will Winter Man leave under my bush this year for Crimbus?

by Gleek464 December 28, 2010

Crimbus

The best holiday of the year, surpasses Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

Crimbus is all about receiving gifts, not giving.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, nuff said

I have no idea what I'm getting my friend for Crimbus!!

by whitessnake December 6, 2010

crimmis

Intentional misspelling of the word Christmas.

Person 1: "Hey dude, what do you want for crimmis?"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, the holiday where the big fat man falls in the chimney!"

by powwu November 28, 2022

crimus

Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays

Store clerk* “merry crimus”

by Unclesparta November 29, 2022

crimmas

Modern christmas, cos there aint no christ in christmas no more!

Are you going to be dealing with the family for crimmas??

by n4th4nX1 November 20, 2009