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Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus
Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus
crimmus by Dr. Badwrench January 2, 2008
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The holiday in which Winter Man will come and leave you gifts, such as a Cinco Pasta Bear, under your Crimbus Bush if you do the following:

1) Keep your Crimbus Bush trim and wet

2) Eat your fair share of hair
What will Winter Man leave under my bush this year for Crimbus?
Crimbus by Gleek464 December 28, 2010
The best holiday of the year, surpasses Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

Crimbus is all about receiving gifts, not giving.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, nuff said
I have no idea what I'm getting my friend for Crimbus!!
Crimbus by whitessnake December 6, 2010
Person 1: "Hey dude, what do you want for crimmis?"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, the holiday where the big fat man falls in the chimney!"
crimmis by powwu November 28, 2022
Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays
Store clerk* “merry crimus”
crimus by Unclesparta November 29, 2022
Modern christmas, cos there aint no christ in christmas no more!
Are you going to be dealing with the family for crimmas??
crimmas by n4th4nX1 November 20, 2009