9 definitions by The Great X-wing Ace

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.
Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.
by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003
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Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.
I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
I gave myself the stranger many times in college.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003
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