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Crimmit is the south-eastern term for Christmas, a pagan winter-solstice festival celebrated by non-Bible reading, world-pleasing morons world-wide that call themselves Christians. You can't make this shit up.
Ah was-a-goin' to the Crimmit party, but y'know, meth don't cook itsef.
Crimmit by Hamburger Harry December 25, 2022
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1. You dirty motherfucking hole dwelling crimmit!
2. John was a filthy crimmit.
crimmit by dj_derek March 5, 2003
john "rrr i am crimmit the fuker of hench bitches"
crimmit by fuz March 6, 2003

Crammitol 

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.
Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!
Crammitol by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

crimminy 

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.
"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"
crimminy by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

Sticky Crimmins

It's what happens when a guy goes down on a girl and inadvertantly ingests the ejaculate of another man.
That guy thought she was just turned on, but it was really some Sticky Crimmins.

I sure got away with a Sticky Crimmins on Kate.
Sticky Crimmins by Nolan Murphy January 13, 2005