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crimminy 

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.
"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"
crimminy by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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crimminy jimsus 

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket
Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!
crimminy jimsus by E March 23, 2005

geez o crimminy 

just like "oh my gosh"
Jay-"I want to drink tonight."

Caroline- "Geez o Crimminy, ok me too."
geez o crimminy by JBCH August 10, 2017
Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"
Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.
criminy by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Sticky Crimmins

It's what happens when a guy goes down on a girl and inadvertantly ingests the ejaculate of another man.
That guy thought she was just turned on, but it was really some Sticky Crimmins.

I sure got away with a Sticky Crimmins on Kate.
Sticky Crimmins by Nolan Murphy January 13, 2005

JIMINY CRIMINY

A word used for happiness or anger.
JIMINY CRIMINY ur so good or JIMINY CRIMINY ur so shit
JIMINY CRIMINY by BREWSTER06 January 12, 2021

chimminywanksplatfrogamondo 

eating a burger in wales whilst playing a harp with a akon t-shirt on on a cold winters morn
man 1: do you fancy going to the pub?
man 2: no i cant sorry ive got a chimminywanksplatfrogamondo planned for today, lol
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