Crildo

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The Chrome Dildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

Crildo by ScrotyMcGee October 27, 2008

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Crildo

Crap + Dildo = Crildo

A dildo fashioned out of frozen fecal matter.

He got bored and lonely so he pleasured himself with a crildo.

Crildo by Uncle Crildo September 9, 2006

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crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

crildo by ben May 1, 2005

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childofjesus

a youtuber who has big brain

he has such big brain hes probably childofjesus

childofjesus by GIneQuinn October 14, 2019

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Crild

A mix between the words; Crying and Child, mainly used by people who hate Children.

"Fuck that Crild."

Crild by DFGIRFDIUONJFIONDGHOINJHBJKNL May 22, 2022

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Crilton

a horrifying insect demon that is found on videos in youtube, not many people know the exact name of the species but it is characterized but its scaley face and dark body.

I saw a video in which an insect demon appeared, it was most likely a crilton

Crilton by Fifimon May 11, 2018

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Childo

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.

That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.

Childo by Mr316 December 23, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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