cribdo 

It is a fact that in the show MTV Cribs, everyones' moms have the exact same hairstyle; which is refered to as the 'cribdo' (pronounced "crib do").

Marty's mom's cribdo was SICK, son!

cribdo by Marty Walker June 9, 2008

cribondle 

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.

Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!

cribondle by sandspit September 24, 2007

cribd 

Being stuck in your home with nothing to do. Not getting out all day.

I'd like to get out 'cause I've been cribd all day long.

cribd by adam koehler May 9, 2007

cripdom 

A small, usually blue rubber device that functions and looks very similar to a condom but is about 10x smaller. Can be found in many first aid kits to stop the bleeding of lacerated or cut fingers. The cripdom is unrolled like a standard condom over these cuts. Innovative members of California's "Crips" gang have taken to using these devices as condoms for sexual interaction. Cripdoms are easily stolen from the local clinic's first aid stash and fits the gang members much more comfortably than store bought condoms which are usually too large.

BK Killa just got a shipment of cripdoms cuz...bongo party at tha nigga's house tonight fo' sho!

cripdom by Ballz-Loc January 27, 2008

Crildo

The Chrome Dildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

Crildo by ScrotyMcGee October 27, 2008

jumbo cribo 

a modern substitute for the term Jesus Christ when used in a blasphemous yet humorous manner. F.k.a. Jeezem Crow

Jumbo Cribo, I'm late for a very important date!

jumbo cribo by Mad Hatter 1984 November 2, 2010

cribo 

Extension of the word "crib" - coined by Drake - meaning house, home, or dwelling. (Pronounced crib-o)

After the club we headed back to the cribo

cribo by ZakMania August 23, 2016