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The primary and most valued members of your family when you don't have children because you either

A) would rather have dogs

B) aren't able to have children or

C) haven't had children yet

Much better than human children and, therefore, not merely a pet.
I gotta get home to feed my childogren.
by KayElleGee February 03, 2010
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