ben's definitions

Scag Rat

Skinny person who looks like they are on drugs

Lucie the scag rat is coming round later

by Ben February 25, 2004

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

by ben May 1, 2005

Bammie

1. Someone who likes CKY and HIM just because a bearded Ville Valo wannabe asshole likes them. CKY is good to like... HIM isnt...

2. Someone who thinks Bam is IN CKY/HIM

3. People who waste space on CKY Chat talking about said bearded Ville Valo wannabe

<Dark_Angel> I love bam so much, and his voice is really good when he sings

by Ben November 16, 2003

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 3, 2005

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

by ben May 13, 2005

cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

by Ben September 13, 2006

Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

by Ben July 8, 2003