Childo

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.

That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.

by Mr316 December 23, 2020

Childo

A chin dildo that you strap on your chin and use while going down on a girl

He gave her double the pleasure. He went down on her with a childo on.

by montie max April 23, 2011

childo

A gimp mask with a dildo protruding from the chin. Worn by such Amsterdam heros as Stephen Thom.

Is that a childo he's wearing?

by Moscow March 29, 2005

childo

Portmanteau of 'chainsaw' and 'dildo'.
A dildo mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. When operated, the dildo twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their gyno.

Filthy woman: did you bring it?

Gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up

by cannas™ October 17, 2008

Childo

Pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.

A dildo that triumphantly hangs from one's jowl, as if to say, "Hello world. I am here, and I want to fuck you."

Come here, there is a childo waiting for your asshole.

by William Buttersworth Graves October 20, 2008

Childo

A dildo that is a replica of a chode.

Josh : oh god, beth take out that childo
and use my one. it's much more ROUGH.

Beth : but its not blick! i like blick childos.

Josh : Paint my chode blick then. It'll be fun. Especially how Uncle Sam isn't home. (:

by WeedyLOL January 18, 2009

childo

Simple -- 1. A dildo in the shape of a chode 2. Some one you hate (Just to let everyone know, I myself invented this word at school in San Francisco during P.E.

Man, that Yishra girl is a real childo
Put the childo away, you fag!

by Dominic B. February 22, 2004