childo

A gimp mask with a dildo protruding from the chin. Worn by such Amsterdam heros as Stephen Thom.
Is that a childo he's wearing?
by Moscow March 30, 2005
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childo

Portmanteau of 'chainsaw' and 'dildo'.
A dildo mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. When operated, the dildo twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their gyno.
Filthy woman: did you bring it?

Gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up
by cannas™ August 28, 2008
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childo

Simple -- 1. A dildo in the shape of a chode 2. Some one you hate (Just to let everyone know, I myself invented this word at school in San Francisco during P.E.
Man, that Yishra girl is a real childo
Put the childo away, you fag!
by Dominic B. February 23, 2004
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childo

Combination of the words wordchode/word and worddildo/word. A dildo that has more girth in it's diameter than in it's length.
Disgusted, she placed the childo back on the rack, prefering a longer and narrower dildo.
by samurai June 26, 2003
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Childo

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.
That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.
by Mr316 December 24, 2020
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Childo

A chin dildo that you strap on your chin and use while going down on a girl
He gave her double the pleasure. He went down on her with a childo on.
by montie max April 05, 2011
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Childo

Pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.

A dildo that triumphantly hangs from one's jowl, as if to say, "Hello world. I am here, and I want to fuck you."
Come here, there is a childo waiting for your asshole.
by William Buttersworth Graves September 06, 2008
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