Crildo

The Chrome Dildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

by ScrotyMcGee October 27, 2008

Crildo

Crap + Dildo = Crildo

A dildo fashioned out of frozen fecal matter.

He got bored and lonely so he pleasured himself with a crildo.

by Uncle Crildo September 9, 2006

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

by ben May 1, 2005

childofjesus

a youtuber who has big brain

he has such big brain hes probably childofjesus

by GIneQuinn October 14, 2019

Crild

A mix between the words; Crying and Child, mainly used by people who hate Children.

"Fuck that Crild."

by DFGIRFDIUONJFIONDGHOINJHBJKNL May 22, 2022

Crilton

a horrifying insect demon that is found on videos in youtube, not many people know the exact name of the species but it is characterized but its scaley face and dark body.

I saw a video in which an insect demon appeared, it was most likely a crilton

by Fifimon May 11, 2018

Childo

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.

That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.

by Mr316 December 23, 2020