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Creepertarian 

A libertarian, most likely male, who believes the opposite gender's love for liberty is the green light to make a pass. Unfortunately, the creepertarian does not receive signals of rejection, and drives the victim away from the liberty movement entirely.
Creepertarian: "So I heard you're in to liberty."
Girl: "Yeah! I love the Liberty Movement!"
Creepertarian: "Me too! Except I only adhere to the non-aggression principle outside of the bedroom..."
Creepertarian by shinrin785 July 28, 2012

Creepertunity 

The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex
I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.
Creepertunity by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012

creepstick

(noun)
1) example of male anatomy
2) USB memory stick loaded with pornographic images.
Hey man sorry I got my creepstick stuck in your sister (or computer)

creepy creeperton 

someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles or molesters.
"Did you see how he was looking at you with Mr. Boston eyes? Leave that creepy creeperton alone!"
CREEPSTER #1

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP Or Just A Creepy Person in General.

Creepsters think they are Hip & Cool, But, in Reality, They are Really Creepy & Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend Vibe.

Many Times, Creepsters Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creepsters, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards and Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Physically Fit, so that they can Get Laid More Often.

Many of The Females usually are TATTED and are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes.

Creepsters are Always Looking to be Admired and to Get Laid. They will Constantly Brag about How Great They Are, while Ripping Other People Apart to Make Them Look Good.

Some Common Examples of Creepsters (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. All Middle-Aged Men who are trying to get Teenagers in the Sack by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
2. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
3. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe.
4. Married Men who Come On to You while they are bringing their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little Creepster.
CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 25, 2014
CREEPSTER Definition #2

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
14. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
15. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
16. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
17. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
18. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 26, 2014
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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