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creepsta 

someone or something that is beyond weird or creepy
Susan: Yeah so i woke up this morning and there was a guy with a camera outside my window
Nicole: What a creepsta
creepsta by youknow09 October 9, 2008

creepstick

(noun)
1) example of male anatomy
2) USB memory stick loaded with pornographic images.
Hey man sorry I got my creepstick stuck in your sister (or computer)
CREEPSTER #1

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP Or Just A Creepy Person in General.

Creepsters think they are Hip & Cool, But, in Reality, They are Really Creepy & Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend Vibe.

Many Times, Creepsters Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creepsters, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards and Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Physically Fit, so that they can Get Laid More Often.

Many of The Females usually are TATTED and are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes.

Creepsters are Always Looking to be Admired and to Get Laid. They will Constantly Brag about How Great They Are, while Ripping Other People Apart to Make Them Look Good.

Some Common Examples of Creepsters (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. All Middle-Aged Men who are trying to get Teenagers in the Sack by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
2. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
3. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe.
4. Married Men who Come On to You while they are bringing their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little Creepster.
CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 25, 2014
CREEPSTER Definition #2

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
14. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
15. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
16. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
17. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
18. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
CREEPSTER by Tina from the BGCA August 26, 2014

creeptastical 

omg that guy over there is super creeptastical

creepsearch 

Abbreviation of "creepy research". Describes trying to find out information about a certain someone - it could be a crush or someone you want/need to meet. "creepsearch" involves looking through the phone book, internet searches or other means with information you MAY have come across illigetimately. Distinguishes itself from stalking by being a one-time thing you use to meet someone.
Tom did some creepsearch and found out where Betty lives, and since he knows she loves Trader Joe's, he can shop at the nearest one to her house and bump into her!

Betty did some creepsearch and now knows where Mr. Ramos lives, now she can mail him her essay!
creepsearch by purveyor of truth January 11, 2009