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creepystalker

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The younger brother type of the creepystalkerweirdo, the creepystalker is on his way to becoming the former but unable to stalk at a weirdo level. Some might say the difference is that the creepystalker hasn't gone through the full metamorphosis but surely will some day soon. The creepystalker will stalk in a creepy manor but isn't yet as awkward as the creepystalkerweirdo butterfly he will become.
Oh wow, that kid followed me 5 blocks already, what a creepystalker.

That creepystalker is just like his older brother, the creepystalkerweirdo, strange.
creepystalker by grapesoda May 7, 2009
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creepy stalker 

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people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.

the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.

the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
creepy stalker by J.Flry December 27, 2011

Creepy Stalker Lawyer 

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A creepy individual, usually abbreviated to CSL
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.

CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants

creepystockerweirdo 

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A creepystockerweirdo is someone who constantly annoys every girl their friends know. The creepystockerweirdo is a rare breed that doesn't know when enough is enough and hits on girlfriends and moms. Creepystockerweirdos are horrible at most things, tend to have a nice house and lots of "friends" to come over and enjoy it with on the weekends. While we may not all know a person fitting the mold of a creepystockerweirdo, those of us that do wish we did't.
the kid who always creeps on girls his friends are talking to; mine goes by the name of max

the creepystockerweirdo has a false since of popularity that must be played into if one wants to do something fun on the weekend

Creepy stalker person 

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Someone who is attracted to some one for over 3 years and does the whole "Let me just stare at them"thing while trying to get over how gorgeous this person is butt in the end they get more attracted to them and they do this so much to the person they they have been deemed a creepy stalker personand this creepy stalker person will run around warning everyone about them being one
Mary Grace:can you like stop staring at Kerry
Julio Ramiro III:sorry I'm just a creepy stalker person ,butt like if you want to help me get over her you is welcome to try
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