If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco
Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.
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1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"
2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.
"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."
"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."
When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.