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Cramcation 

n. A vacation planned and executed in a very small amount of time
KID: There's only a few days before school starts :(
PARENTS: Welp, time for a Cramcation!
Words you can keep
1.Girl bending over + lowrise pants = Cracktion

2. Ass crack peaking out of the pants.
"Dude, did you see when that girl bent down, that was some major cracktion!"
Cracktion by B Diddy. June 24, 2005

Cremation 

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse
that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.
Cremation by trogleprak January 29, 2006

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

Carcation 

Vacation taken with your car, in which the car is the main reason for the trip, ie car show, bikini car wash marathon, trip to pick up parts.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.
Guy1: "So what are you doing this weekend?"
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!
Carcation by squirreltoucher4ever February 14, 2012

Creamation 

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news
1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

craction 

crack action. when you display your butt crack in really low cut bottoms. this is most common in trashy girls, fat chicks, and when pants are too small. common side effects include people yelling crack attack! small children running away, loss of job, loosing pants, looking ugly.
guy 1 : "dude!, did you see that craction?!?!"
guy 2 : "yeah! ew, crack attack much!"
craction by ShanayNay Quan February 27, 2009
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