Cremation
Cremation by trogleprak January 29, 2006
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Cremation
An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.
Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?
Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"
Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?
Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!
Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"
Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?
Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!
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Cremation grease fire 🔥
When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
Cremation grease fire 🔥 by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025
The Cremation Question
Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco
The Cremation Question by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018
Youngstown Cremation
Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.
"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."
"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."
"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."
Youngstown Cremation by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013
Vaginal Cremation
When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
Vaginal Cremation by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015
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