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crazy assed drunk. To be drunk beyond all belief.
Im gonna be crazunked this long weekend
crazunk by t_bay_girl July 31, 2010
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On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.
I wanna make fun of Lil' Jon so im going to make the word Crizunk.
crizunk by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006
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a condition in which one is feeling both extremely mentally erratic and frenetically irascible; both crazy and cranky
Girl: ARGH I AM HAVING THE WORST DAY EVER I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE YOU.

Guy: Gurrrrl, u iz so crazanky today. Bust a chill.
crazanky by Oogluuk March 30, 2009
Crazy Fucking Drunk, Derived from crunk
We are going to get crafunk at the party Friday.
crafunk by Seemost July 27, 2009
Big sexy man with huge dick
yo is that craunk
craunk by Craunk May 17, 2022
A wide-scale commerical distributor of watermelons. CEO Jim Crazinkas was recognised on the Forbes Billionaire list of 2022. At $US23.49 billion, the acquisition of Crazinkas by GEU (Grease 'Em Up) technologies was one of the biggest deals in the history of produce. GEU most recently merged with Krusteaz Corn Bread. Crazinkas is now a recognized industry leader in terms of sales and innovation.
Damn. I need to buy stock in Crazinkas.

Something about Crazinkas' fresh watermelons make me want to rub some butter all over myself and squirm around in a bathtub.

He could eat corn through a picket fence.
Crazinkas by cakeboss8559 May 18, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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