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Cradfunkle 

For something to be Cradfunkle it must be Cool, Rad, and Funky at all times no matter what conditions occur. The word is subject to different endings such as Cradfunky, and Cradfunker, etc.. The root is Cradfunk or Cradfunkl, which is subject to usage by the individual in cases where appropriate.
That is one cradfunkle young jeezey walking down the strip.

I made your mom feel cradfunkle last night.
Cradfunkle by Angel Eric Perez Guante February 13, 2009
crazy assed drunk. To be drunk beyond all belief.
Im gonna be crazunked this long weekend
crazunk by t_bay_girl July 31, 2010
The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.
Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
Carfunkle by Hindijew February 22, 2018
Big sexy man with huge dick
yo is that craunk
craunk by Craunk May 17, 2022

crapfunkular

Well, that's just crapfunkular
crapfunkular by Muffin Queen February 1, 2005

Cafunkatated 

Messed up, Retarded. Inncorrect.

Origin-Maya Colbert
OH SHIT MAN THATS HELLA CAFUNKATATED!
or
Oh man that chick got hit by an ice cream truck. Now she's all cafunkatated
Cafunkatated by Mayabelle July 20, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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