Crazinkas

A wide-scale commerical distributor of watermelons. CEO Jim Crazinkas was recognised on the Forbes Billionaire list of 2022. At $US23.49 billion, the acquisition of Crazinkas by GEU (Grease 'Em Up) technologies was one of the biggest deals in the history of produce. GEU most recently merged with Krusteaz Corn Bread. Crazinkas is now a recognized industry leader in terms of sales and innovation.
Damn. I need to buy stock in Crazinkas.

Something about Crazinkas' fresh watermelons make me want to rub some butter all over myself and squirm around in a bathtub.

He could eat corn through a picket fence.
by cakeboss8559 May 19, 2022
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