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A wide-scale commerical distributor of watermelons. CEO Jim Crazinkas was recognised on the Forbes Billionaire list of 2022. At $US23.49 billion, the acquisition of Crazinkas by GEU (Grease 'Em Up) technologies was one of the biggest deals in the history of produce. GEU most recently merged with Krusteaz Corn Bread. Crazinkas is now a recognized industry leader in terms of sales and innovation.
Damn. I need to buy stock in Crazinkas.

Something about Crazinkas' fresh watermelons make me want to rub some butter all over myself and squirm around in a bathtub.

He could eat corn through a picket fence.
Crazinkas by cakeboss8559 May 18, 2022
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crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.
Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.
crankasaurus by beer head September 11, 2009

Craziness in a Box

A term to describe something hugely exciting. It also describe an expression of surprise such as holy shit! Even if it's a thought that's outside the box, it's crazy enough to go inside of it.
For example:
"Dude I just had an amazing chocolate fudge sunday it was craziness in a box!!!!

crazileasy

Crazy + Easy= Crazileasy
Man, that test yesterday was crazileasy!
crazileasy by jessay October 17, 2006

craziness 

used as an exclamation of some sort
"the movie was craziness"
craziness by abc123 April 5, 2003
crankas by sean January 16, 2003

Crazings 

Crazy Cravings
Girl: You got any crazings?
Guy: ?
Girl: Crazy cravings
Guy: Pickles and mustard
Crazings by funtastic2014 June 18, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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