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Crazey Marquez 

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?
Crazey Marquez by C0urante May 25, 2013

Trump crazy 

ranting on twitter about irrelevant stuff.
He had a presidential tweet & then went all trump crazy ranting about weird crap
Trump crazy by 4griff July 25, 2017

Fidget Me Crazy 

Fidget Me Crazy has been created by our family (My spouse, our 6 kiddos & myself) founded Fidget Me Crazy because 2 of my children & myself have been diagnosed with ADHD/ADD. I worked diligently for years, trying to research & develop sensory tools to help my children with stress, school, hyperactivity and to assist with focusing on normal daily activities! My spouse is also an educator for a school district that specializes with students that have been diagnosed with Autism, Aspergers, Turrets Syndrome, ADD &/Or ADHD. These students needed assistance with focusing and that's why we created Fidget Me Crazy! We created something for everyone that would help lower stress levels during school, work, and everyday use. After using it for a few days, these students, my children, myself and our fellow co-workers began to get curious and asked for one. It quickly became a must have item in school, at our home and at our work. We knew then that other people can benefit with these amazing fidgets so we started Fidget Me Crazy! Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com .
Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com !

Bill loves to Fidget Me Crazy!
Fidget Me Crazy by Bifey’s Voice August 18, 2020

Trump Crazy 

Twitter rant of epic proportions. Egotistical & totally out of touch.
He was tweeting about Sean Hannity & then went completely Trump Crazy.
Trump Crazy by 4griff July 27, 2017

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Killing Crazy 

Killing crazy has been used in the military, to describe a soldier who kills unnecessarily and for enjoyment.
Gunny shot the enemy, who attempted surrender, so he gained a killing crazy reputation.
Killing Crazy by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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