crapslap 

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

crapslap by sexapeal July 6, 2011

Crabslap 

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.

After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.

Crabslap by Rageyy December 27, 2010

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

Bohemian Crap-Slap by Shleeee January 1, 2019

CAPSLAP 

The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone.

Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had CAPS LOCK on.

CAPSLAP by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006

crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

crap-slap by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007

crapalapadingdong 

A word thats shows that tou are mad.

Awwwww,more homework? Crapalapadingdong.

crapalapadingdong by Tim April 2, 2005

crap slap 

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face

Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!

crap slap by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004