Definitions by Shweetbox

tweakfuck 

A person who abuses/uses methamphetamine or any other form of stimulants. Usually characterized by uncannily sheisty behavior ending in felonies and loss of teeth.

"Damn, my lightbulb is missing again! Tweakfuck strikes AGAIN!"

tweakfuck by ShweetboX September 11, 2006

shweetbox 

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.

"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.

shweetbox by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.

Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"

cockgobblin by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

scramp 

A beautiful,bangin', chick, whom you would bone on the spot. Also known as a dime.

Jessica Alba is and will always be a scramp.

scramp by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

crapcock 

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

crapcock by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

badassary 

Something that is of badass status. Usually used in place of coolnessand the like.

Did you see that pride fight last night? This dude had his arm broken before he got knocked the fuck out, pure badassary!

badassary by Shweetbox August 28, 2005

tonguejack 

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.

My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.

tonguejack by Shweetbox August 4, 2005