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crapcock 

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.
"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"
crapcock by Shweetbox April 28, 2006
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Craplock 

When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.
"Hey Michael, what took you so long?" "Sorry, i got stuck in a craplock"
Craplock by Nail-- May 20, 2014

Crapcookie 

1.) A cookie made of fecal matter. Aka, shit pastry, also known as a pookie. Can be made with various chunks of vegetables and fruit.
Girl #1: Where did you get those cookie?

Girl #2: Up my butt.

Girl #s 1 and 2: THEY'RE POOKIES!!!

Girl #1: I love crapcookies
Crapcookie by Crapcookiequeen May 19, 2009

craplock 

craplock is when everything someone posts online is total crap.
SO YEAH MAYBE I'M USING CAPSLOCK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USING CRAPLOCK LIKE THE TEABAGGERS.
craplock by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013
The one guy that has pepperoni nipples and is always itchy
The one guy in class that’s always itchy

WOW HE SURE does how a crabcock
crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020
When your down there area is super itchy or smelly ofc this only happens to dudes and this person most likely is called pepperoni nips.
OML I think that kid has a crabcock
crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020
When your genitals are very itchy or stinky sometimes not always a bad things if you have a crabcock do not be embarrassed also having a crabcock may come with side affects like having nipples shaped like pepperonis
OMG sally do you have a crabcock?
Silly Taylor of course not but Shaun does and he is so amazing
crabcock by BruhuHURLEY October 27, 2020
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Overstand 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
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