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If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.
Garner helped me with my homework last night. She's so helpful!
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by rustygarlic May 20, 2020
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
by squadonfleek January 01, 2015
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Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
by squadonfleek January 01, 2015
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The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight
Person A: I might pull a Garner
Person B: Bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for
by cranford69 March 09, 2010
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A Justin Bieber look alike who smokes more ganja than Weezy. You can't even tell when they're high.
Dude, did you see that garner at the party? He was higher than a mother fuckin' pelican.

I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday.
by 420deewdub April 03, 2011
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A Garner is a person who is strict even though they don't know it. They have multiple jobs and are always in a rush. They have nothing bad about they but everyone thinks there is everything wrong with him.
Wow he's such a Garner, he can't be that mean.
by Leo-parda May 13, 2015
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