Craplock

When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.

"Hey Michael, what took you so long?" "Sorry, i got stuck in a craplock"

by Nail-- May 20, 2014

craplock

craplock is when everything someone posts online is total crap.

SO YEAH MAYBE I'M USING CAPSLOCK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USING CRAPLOCK LIKE THE TEABAGGERS.

by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013

CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.

YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE

by (GM) January 15, 2009

crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

crapslock

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.

Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.

by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

crablock

When two lesbos rub their pussies together, legs extended in opposite directions.

Oh man, I walked in on Pvt. Garner and her GF goin' at it last night!
Doin' the crablock!?
Totally!
I knew they were gay.

by Vasquez October 4, 2007

caplock

2. One who voluntarily locks himself in front of his computer screen all day writing uneventful blog posts, commenting on blogs, trolling the internet, etc.

MrBabyMan is such a caplock; he spends is days posting articles on Digg and engaging in wikipedia edit wars . . . I wonder if he ever leaves his house.

by Pugs909 October 18, 2008