When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.
An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.
Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.
2. One who voluntarily locks himself in front of his computer screen all day writing uneventful blog posts, commenting on blogs, trolling the internet, etc.
MrBabyMan is such a caplock; he spends is days posting articles on Digg and engaging in wikipedia edit wars . . . I wonder if he ever leaves his house.