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caplock

2. One who voluntarily locks himself in front of his computer screen all day writing uneventful blog posts, commenting on blogs, trolling the internet, etc.
MrBabyMan is such a caplock; he spends is days posting articles on Digg and engaging in wikipedia edit wars . . . I wonder if he ever leaves his house.
by Pugs909 October 18, 2008
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CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE
by (GM) January 15, 2009
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catlock

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.
"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."
by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008
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CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.
rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.
by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007
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Cap Lock Rape

When one is writing on a forum,msn,facebook...etc and does'nt relise that he/she has left caps lock on and posts, then notices that he/she has wrote the whole thing with caps lock on...
Guy1: HEY DUDE, WHATS UP?

Guy2: Wow man you just got cap lock raped...
by stuiel September 8, 2010
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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.
Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014
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CapsLock Love Affair

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.
User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.
by Lee Savery February 9, 2009
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