caplock 

2. One who voluntarily locks himself in front of his computer screen all day writing uneventful blog posts, commenting on blogs, trolling the internet, etc.

MrBabyMan is such a caplock; he spends is days posting articles on Digg and engaging in wikipedia edit wars . . . I wonder if he ever leaves his house.

caplock by Pugs909 October 18, 2008

CAPLOCK YOUR FACE  

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.

YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE

CAPLOCK YOUR FACE by (GM) January 15, 2009

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

CAPSLOCK 

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.

rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.

CAPSLOCK by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007

Cap Lock Rape 

When one is writing on a forum,msn,facebook...etc and does'nt relise that he/she has left caps lock on and posts, then notices that he/she has wrote the whole thing with caps lock on...

Guy1: HEY DUDE, WHATS UP?

Guy2: Wow man you just got cap lock raped...

Cap Lock Rape by stuiel September 8, 2010

Capslock Malfunction 

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

Capslock Malfunction by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

CapsLock Love Affair 

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

CapsLock Love Affair by Lee Savery February 9, 2009