crapism 

An art movement yet to be formed because it's future members are still thinking about what art they're going to create.

The Jockney Rebel, soon to be founder of the crapism movement.
Not creating since 1992.

crapism by Stit Shinkin October 1, 2006

Crapsmanship 

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.

The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.

Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008

Crapisode 

An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.

From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.

Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."

Crapisode by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009

Craxism 

1. To misspell words and argue that they are correctly spelled.
2. To use improper grammar and argue they are correct.

The act can be known as pulling a crax.

Belows is an example of craxism.
1: She said i sexually harrassed her
2: Its spelled harassed.
1: Dude, its harrassed.
2: *links to dictionary.com correct spelling*
1: I don't care i've seen it spelled Harrassed
2: fucking crax.

Craxism by SOTsyndicate April 29, 2008

Chapism 

A cultural phenomenon. Originating in London, England in the early 21st Century. Features are: Return to gentlemanly values, such as courtesy, chivalry and honourable conduct. While contradictory values of loafing and cadish conduct are also themes. Aesthetic style is broadly Edwardian English

He's got very much into chapism lately, he's even grown a handle-bar moustache!

Chapism by hydorah July 25, 2010

craptism 

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.

"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."

craptism by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

craptismal 

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

craptismal by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011