craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

Craptionfigure

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010