Craption 

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

Craption by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Craption 

A shit action movie

Josh: "Hey have any of youse cunts seen Seagal in his latest craption movie?"
Tom: "nah, any good?"
Josh: "Nah mate"

Craption by PabloThePotter June 17, 2013

Craption 

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

Craption by afterglow1208 December 25, 2008

Craption 

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

Craption by afterglow1208 December 24, 2008

Live Craption 

A movie combining almost always mediocre to poor quality CGI characters with live action characters. A live craption movie will usually be based an older work aimed primarily at children such as Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Smurfs.

Dude, I heard they're coming out with some live craption Hong Kong Phooey movie.

Live Craption by Spade Safety August 15, 2011

Cryption 

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC

"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"

Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016