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Someone who’s characteristics and actions are old, wrinkly, musty, crusty, with a spice of moist. This is the closest accurate definition, but this word is unexplainable
“You’re so crankly”
What does that even mean
Idk man you just are crankly”
Crankly by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Crankly Dankly 

The state of true obliteration due to intensely large inhalations of high grade Marihuana..
Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.

I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.
Crankly Dankly by Justin July 5, 2004

Crinkly Dinker 

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.
Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.
Crinkly Dinker by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

Cranklin 

Franklin, NC

a place full of old people, and lots of meth, coke, and pot.

lil crack too...
*FHS douche-bag dumb-asses*

-Another meth lab blew to shit!

-Oh damn son! thats Cranklin for you..
Cranklin by Gizmoisdaman May 20, 2010

cranky vapors 

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.
After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.
cranky vapors by nc2016 October 22, 2016

Crinkly Lettuce 

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.
Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.
Crinkly Lettuce by Maomaor January 6, 2012

Yanky Cranky 

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.
Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.
Yanky Cranky by Red One July 21, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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