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cracktoot

Look at that ugly cracktoot on the side of the rode.
by noles16guy November 6, 2006
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cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.
Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.
by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008
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crackpot theory

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before
by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007
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Crackbook

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.
Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!
by The MGV July 26, 2019
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crackpot

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.
by Light Joker October 18, 2004
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crackbook

facebook. the most addictive website in the world.
'I tried crackbook for the first time the other day. I said I'd just use it once but I keep going back for more and more.'
by Cowboy Jim April 22, 2007
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Cracktion

1.Girl bending over + lowrise pants = Cracktion

2. Ass crack peaking out of the pants.
"Dude, did you see when that girl bent down, that was some major cracktion!"
by B Diddy. June 24, 2005
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